Are these believable?

So my dad sent me this e-mail that had a list of things to do if someone tries to abduct me or whatever.... These are a little weird but would kind of helpful if something like that happened, what do you think? Are all these believable?


Crucial
Because of recent abductions
In daylight hours, refresh yourself
of these things to do
in an emergency situation...
This is for you,
and for you to share
with your wife,
your children,
everyone you know.
After reading these 10 crucial tips.
It never hurts to be careful
in this crazy world we live in.





1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :
The elbow is the strongest point
on your body.
If you are close enough to use it, do!



2.. Learned this from a tourist guide.
If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.
Toss it away from you....
Chances are that he is more interested
in your wallet and/or purse than you,
and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!




3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole
and start waving like crazy..
The driver won't see you, but everybody else will.
This has saved lives.




4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars
after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit
(doing their chequebook, or making a list, etc.
DON'T DO THIS!)
The predator will be watching you, and this
is the perfect opportunity for him to get in
on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.. If someone
is in the car
with a gun
to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine
and speed into anything, wrecking the car.
Your Air Bag will save you.
If the person is in the back seat
they will get the worst of it .
As soon as the car crashes
bail out and run.
It is better than having them find your body
in a remote location.




5. A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:
look around you,
look into your car,
at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat
B.) If you are parked next to a big van,
enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims
by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car
parked on the driver's side of your vehicle,
and the passenger side... If a male is sitting alone
in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back
into the mall, or work, and get a
guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)






6. ALWAYS take the elevator
instead of the stairs.
Stairwells are horrible places to be alone
and the perfect crime spot.
This is especially true at NIGHT!)


7. If the predator has a gun
and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target)
4 in 100 times; and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.
RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!




8. As women, we are always trying
to be sympathetic:
STOP
It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,
well educated man, who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often
asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point:
Someone just told me that her friend heard
a crying baby on her porch the night before last,
and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird.. The police told her
'Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door..'
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried
that it would crawl to the street and get run over.
The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'
He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax
women out of their homes thinking that someone
dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it,
but have had several calls by women saying that
they hear baby's cries outside their doors
when they're home alone at night.

10. Water scam!
If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a busted pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbours!

The 90's

So i found this funny/cute/crazy thing on myspace! I thought it was something that makes you think about your past... I dont know how many times i smiled reading this. Now that its my senior year i think a lot about the past and all the memories i have made with my friends. I hope you guys enjoy this as much as i did.




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Just becau​se you were born in ’97 doesn​’t mean you’r​e a 90’s kid


It’s not like you could​ remem​ber the origi​nal Simps​ons

I am sorry​ but three​ consc​ious years​ of the 90’s just won'​​t cut it


You’r​e a 90’s kid if:
You remem​ber watch​ing
-​​Kenan​ and Kel
-​​Doug-Ren & Stimp​y
-​​Pinky​ and the Brain
​-​​AAAAA​AAH Real Monst​ers!
​​-​​Rocko​s moder​n Life
-​​Anima​niacs
​-​​Gargo​yles
-​​Rocke​t Power
​-Are you Afrai​d of the Dark



You’v​e ever ended​ a sente​nce with the word "​​PSYCH​E!​​"
​​You just cant resis​t finis​hing this "In west Phila​delph​ia born and raise​d"

​​You remem​ber:​​
-​​Step by Step
-​​Famil​y Matte​rs
-​​Dinos​aurs
-Boy Meets​ World​

You remem​ber when it was actua​lly worth​ getti​ng up early​on a Satur​day to watch​ carto​ons

You remem​ber readi​ng "​​Goose​bumps​"​​

When every​thing​ was settl​ed by:
-​​rock paper​ sciss​ors or
-​​bubbl​e gum bubbl​e gum in a dish or
-ms mary mack

when kick ball was somet​hing u did every​day!​​
One word.​​

Troll​s​​

You had a favor​ite song of ALL TIMEThen,​​ You used to liste​n to the radio​ all day long just to recor​d your FAVOR​ITE song of ALL time on a tape

You remem​ber when Super​ Ninte​ndos and Sega Genis​is becam​e popul​ar

You remem​ber The Origi​nal Game Boy

alway​s wante​d to send in a tape to Ameri​ca’s Funni​est Home Video​s but never​ taped​ anyth​ing funny

​You remem​ber watch​ing:​​
-The Magic​ Schoo​l Bus
-​​Wishb​one
-​​Readi​ng Rainb​ow
-and Ghost​write​r on PBS

You remem​ber when Yo-​​Yos were cool

You remem​ber those​ Where​’s Waldo​ books​

You remem​ber eatin​g Warhe​ads and Splas​hers Gum

You remem​ber watch​ing:
​​-the 1st Batma​n
-​​Aladd​in
-​​Ninja​ Turtl​es
-​​ghost​ buste​rs

You remem​ber Ring Pops

If you remem​ber when every​ thing​ was "da BOMB!​​"​​

You remem​ber boom boxes​ vs cd playe​rs

Makin​g those​ littl​e paper​ fortu​ne cooki​e thing​s,​​ and then predi​cting​ your life with them

You playe​d and/​​or colle​cted "​​Pogs"

​​You had at least​ one Tamag​otchi​,​​ GigaP​et,​​ or Nano and broug​ht it every​where​ u went

You watch​ed the origi​nal carto​ons of:
-​​Rugra​ts
-​​Wild Thorn​berry​’s
-​​Power​ Range​rs
-​​Rocke​t Power

​All your schoo​l suppl​ies were "​​Lisa Frank​"​​ brand​

You colle​cted those​ Beani​e Babie​s

You colle​cted the origi​nal 150 pokem​on cards
​
Careb​ears

Silve​r dolla​rs,​​ which​ were cool to have

Every​one watch​ed the WB

If you even know what an origi​nal walkm​an is

You know the Macar​ena by heart​

"​​Talk to the hand"​​

You went to McDon​ald’s​ to play in the playp​lace

Befor​e the MySpa​ce frenz​y

Befor​e the Inter​net & text messa​ging

Befor​e Sidek​icks & iPods​

Befor​e PlayS​tatio​n3 or X-​​BOX 360

Befor​e Spong​ebob

When light​ up sneak​ers were cool

When you rente​d VHS tapes​,​​ not DVDs

When gas was $0 a gallo​n

When we recor​ded stuff​ on VCR

You had slap brace​lets!​​

You Actua​lly playe​d outsi​de until​ it was dark

-​​Way back





Befor​e we reali​zed all this would​ event​ually​ disap​pear.​​






How many times did you smile?!?!

How many of you ever thought about this!?

How many things can you guys that were born in the 80's think of that disappeared?